few good questionnaires..

a good friend of mine asked me this questions while we were hang out doing nothing, according to him,these are the questionnaires usually asked by shrinks...well,what the heck do i know about shrinks,never been to one for a very-very-very long time,damn if he lied, then I'm lying to all of you who are reading this...

Q: name me 3 of your most favourite animals.

A: 1st is siberian white tiger , 2nd is the white condor , 3rd.....entah lah, aku tak pernah terpikir lak....(but he insisted me on answering the 3rd, it took me a long time but in the end i manage to came out with one) 3rd, the great panda.

Q: which one do you prefer,white horse, or black horse?

A: entah lah, both are ok for me,i like both...but i like the white one better kot...

Q: do you prefer your horse to be kept in a stable or do you want your horse to run free?

A: run free

Q: ok, let say if you're lost in a jungle, and then you are very hungry, ko dah carik for food every where, but couldn't find it, suddenly, jumpa satu pokok yang ada buah, tp buah tu tinggi, will you try to get the fruit or are you gonna keep on looking for something else yang senang sikit nak dapat?

A: dah kata lapar,baik lah aku cuba amik buah tu, dah ada depan mata, i'll try to get the fruit lah.

Q: kalau tak dapat gak?

A: i'll try to get the fruit by all means.

Q: ok, now describe me the jungle.

A: hmm...i see a very lively forest, ada yang pokok rapat,macam hutan kat malaysia ni,kalau tak pun macam dalam lord of the rings tu.. sangat gelap, jalan lagi, nanti nampak pokok yang macam hutan dalam movie english tu, tak rapat sangat, pokok tinggi ada bushes and everything, ada small animals, pastu kat tengah-tengah hutan tu, ada tanah lapang, ada banyak wild flowers, ada butterflies, ada bunny rabbit, ada colourful ponnies, boleh golek golek...

Q: hahahahaha..ko memang psycho!!! ok,masa kat dalam hutan tu, ko jumpa sungai,now describe me the sungai.

A: sungai besar, macam dalam lord of the rings tu, tapi air sangat clear, ada batu besar, ada batu kecik yang cantik, ala...yang kilat-kilat tu lah, macam aku slalu kutip tuh..ada ikan, and kalau ikut sungai tu ke punca dia, you'll see that makin nak sampai kat punca dia tu ada lagi banyak batu besar, lagi bengkang bengkok, lepas tu bila jalan lagi, nanti nampak air terjun ada tingkat-tingkat, kat atas air terjun tu ada tasik yang sangat besar,dan sangat sejuk,banyak pokok kat keliling dia, pastu kalau ikut sungai tu ke hujung dia pulak, the same things lah, sungai tu berubah mengikut muka bumi dia,dalam sungai tu dari batu besar,dia kurang sikit batu, batu kecik-kecik, and in the end pasir halus,pastu masuk laut. jangan lupa, ikan mesti ada!!! air mesti sejuk,baru best nak minum ke nak mandi!!! yang ko ni tanya aku ni apsal?

(Q: question, A:answer)

so, that friend of mine pun cerita lah, the significant of the questionnaires yang dia tanya...

F: cam ni, about the favourite animals tu yang 1st skali tu, is what kind of partner that you are actually looking for, ko nak siberian white tigers, maksudnya, ko nak pasangan ko yang mentally and physically challenging, ko nak orang yang garang, orang yang berani, orang yang tahan dengan perangai ko yang macam setan, sebabnya, siberian white tigers boleh hidup kat kawasan yang sangat sejuk, bukan semua binatang boleh hidup kat situ. and ko nak a partner yang bukan calang-calang orang, orang yang ko boleh jumpa kat mana-mana, tepi jalan ke,ko nak orang yang 1 in a million, buktinya,siberian white tigers cuma ada kat siberia je, lain tempat kalau nak tengok kat zoo, tu pun bukan semua zoo ada. the second animal is the reflection of what you are, and what you want to be, and hope to be. ko pilih white condor, which i am not suprise, knowing you, ko memang selalu menentang arus..

A: huh? apsal lak aku menentang arus?

F: ey bodoh!!! burung kan terbang menentang arus angin, kalau ikut arah angin, mana boleh terbang!!! dah lah suka menentang arus, nak burung yang paling besar dalam the birds of prey lak tu, ko suka terbang tinggi, tapi ko susah nak lupa diri,sebabnya, burung terbang je kat atas, tp kalau nak carik makanan kat bawah gak, you know what you want, and you go straight to it, other birds fear for you, dan jangan lupa tentang ego ko yang tinggi!!! plus you want to be different from other people,dah lah ko suka condor, which is susah nak carik, ni kan pulak white condors that are even harder to find.

A: cool...(senyum bangga)

F: the third one, I'm not suprise ko tak pernah pikir, knowing you..but the third one signifies what you want your kids to be,ko nak panda, you want you kids to be adorable and cute,manja-manja gitu, bila orang tengok, rasa macam nak peluk-peluk, but at the same time you want your kids to know how to defend themselves, macam panda,cuba dia tengah makan ko rentap makanan dia,tak ke dia bagi ko penampor sekali?!

A: hahahahahahahaha (gelak besar!!!)

F: the one with the horses tu is about do you want your partner lagi putih dari ko ke, atau gelap dari ko ke,ko nak kuda putih, so meaning, ko nak partner yang sama cerah atau lagi cerah dari ko...

A: and i thought the white horse tu nampak cam suci sikit...hehehehehehe

F: and then, yang ko nak kuda ko duduk dalam stable ke run free ke is what type of a person are you in bed, kalau ko nak kuda ko duduk dalam stable, maksudnya you want to be in control all the time, but then ko nak your horse to run free,maksudnya,you are open and flexible in bed,you are open to anything, you are willing to try anything to make the experience saucier...and you are not a dictator in bed...

A: hahahahahaha..try anything? hahahahahaha yezzaaa....i am kinky!!!!

F: bodo ni...the one yang jumpa buah kat hutan tu,is about ko senang putus asa atau tidak, ko cakap you'll try by all means to get the fruit, so maksudnya,ko bukan mudah putus asa, bagi ko lambat takpa, yang penting, ko dapat apa yang ko nak, and you are willing to sacrifice to get what you want.

A: betul...biar lambat,asalkan aku dapat apa yang aku nak...

F: the description of the jugle is what you see and what you want in your life, ko nak hidup ko ada masa tu sangat susah nak lalu, buktinya ko nampak hutan yang tebal and gelap, and ada part tu yang ok ok je,tak banyak sangat masalah, and ko nak hidup ko ada masa yang sangat cantik,ko nak ada tanah lapang lah, wild flowers lah, and ko nak hidup ko sentiasa menarik,sebab ko nak dalam hutan and tanah lapang ko tu slalu ada binatang. sungai tu pun lebih kurang sama,ko nak hidup ko sentiasa ada "kick" and "spices" and ko nak tau punca dan akibat to almost everything, you question a lot of "why" in your life,sebabnya,bukan semua orang yang aku tanya akan describe sungai dia ada hujung lah, ada punca lah, and kalau ke hujung tu macam mana rupa bentuk dia, kalau ke hulu macam mana pulak bentuk dia, ko nak sungai ko ada batu besarlah, batu keciklah, ada ikan lah, ada liku lah, so meaning you dont want a simple life, you want a challenging life.

A: oooo...gitu ke...true true...

(F: friend A: aku)

so, that is it, i have no conclusion, terpulang lah, mungkin Allah taala dah setkan that i'll face all this things in my life, perhaps He has store for me something bigger that i couldn't think of right now...so, berserah je lah, there's nothing i can do about it,no,i can't bitch about it, because i know that everything that happen must suit a purpose...so, insyallah, kalau ada rezeki aku, i'll find out what He has store up for me...Insyaallah..so kalau korang nak guna soalan-soalan ni untuk tanyakan pada kawan-kawan korang silakan, but, dont make a conclusion base on these questionnaires only, sebab by the end of the day, yang betul-betul mengenali kawan-kawan korang tuh, is just themsleves and Allah taala, ingat, humans are capable to suprise us within 10 second eventhough kita dah kenal dia more than 100 years...itu manusia.enough said.